turbovirginbonerlord:

dumblr-shotgun-massacre:

purple-fire:

equestrianrepublican:

quotesbymel:

equestrianrepublican:

feministmagicalgirl:

howprolifeofyou:

"EquestrianRebublican"

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is this performance art or what?

EquestrianRebublican

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Everything is a joke to these people.

Probably why they’re…

It’s impossible to state an unpopular opinion in tumblr without getting laughed at.

agreed

Me: I'd blow up a Planned Parenthood building
Person: YOU PSYCHOPATH!
Me: They murder a million people a year....
Person: THEY'RE JUST CELLS THEY CAN'T EVEN FEEL!
Me: So I can kill you if you got into a coma.

farorescourage:

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

what the fuck canada gets nothing cool

Meanwhile in Canada, they have bagged milk. Canada, that’s not even cool.

persephoneholly:

stay-in-reality-liberals:

persephoneholly:

You would. Comparing apples to oranges is something you anti-choicers are actually good at.

When you see you people always justifying all abortions, recommending abortions, bringing up as your first option as abortion, and completely taking the many people that plan to…

If you’re seriously going to compare abortion, a medical procedure that is 14 times safer then birth, to people who kidnapped, enslaved, beat, raped, worked to the death, and experimented on you have some serious ducking issues.

If you are going to compare the act of saving lives to the murder of an unwanted person. You are fucked up.

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.
I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.
Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

I wonder how it feels.

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

I wonder how it feels.

oh-snap-pro-choice:

equestrianrepublican:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

equestrianrepublican:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

equestrianrepublican:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

equestrianrepublican:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

equestrianrepublican:

oh-snap-pro-choice:

…You know what. I give up. You’re a murderer, I can’t convince you or change you. If I killed you I’d go to jail, but you can kill as much as you want and you get away with it. A fetus is a human fucking being.

bokukkorisu:

thousandandrelativesunnyinspace:

bokukkorisu:

I have just realized

Tumblr is literally the sea

It’s huge

It’s blue

And the deeper you get, the weirder and scarier its inhabitants are

plus, I mean look at all the ships…

OH MY GOD YOU GOT ANOTHER POINT THERE

planetfucker:

It’s 2014 and people still think that the Egyptians were all black people

jitterbugjive:

I hate sparkles now

jitterbugjive:

I hate sparkles now

communismkills:

I accidentally ventured on to a pro-commie blog and they say “Stalin never killed anyone. Not like capitalism does.”

Okay then.

k

Silly libertarians…

new-age-conservative:

Just saw a libertarian ask:
“Without government who will start the wars?”
The answer is, as it has always been: bullies, fanatics, wannabe dictators and lunatics. Evil will exist with or without government…and it will always find a way to draw the weak and desperate to it to destroy the liberty of others. The only question is will there be an organized, uniform and effective resistance…I believe that is called government.

"To secure these rights governments are instituted among men."

ultrafacts:

speeeeeedwagonnnn:

ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

speeeeeedwagonnnn:

ultrafacts:

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